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My name is Elma.

My name is Elma. I’m so bored! These people don’t even wanna play with me! They just keep looking at their stupid computers! Who’s this Dell by the way, and what ‘s so attractive about him? GOsh, why can’t I understand the Purpose Driven life and get some purpose into my life? Continue Reading

Morning blues

IT was one of those ‘terribly – hard – to – wake – up’ mornings. I tried to wake up early in order to have breakfast etc, but I only got out of bed when John came for breakfast and knocked on my door. Oops! I must be in a bad mood to be awaken,… Continue Reading

A few weeks ago

A few weeks ago, I was on the H.I.G.H. and came up with my hypothesis…. 1) B.A.B.I. is a person that is F.A.T. 3) B.A.B.I. is a person that is S.T.U.P.I.D. Therefore, if A is a BABI, he must be fat or stupid. If A is not stupid, therefore A must be fat… Other words… Continue Reading

I was reading, really

I was reading on how to bomb Google. I don’t really know what that means! Anyways, I tried to google for my own site today. I had down it last time, and lotsa Leonas turn up, some not so Nicey sites :O but I never get my site. But i finally found that Google had… Continue Reading